no jumper cabled

so this thing


hit my PARKED car today and left a lovely little note...




if you can't read it, it says,
"I ['m a dumb fucking spoiled bitch and] bumped you when I [was talking on my iphone and] was parking [my awesome, payed off, lexis]. There is a slight dent. I don't know [or give a fuck] if I made it or not [since your piece of shit car and hood is a different color than the rest of the body]. Please call me if I did and I will turn it in on my [dad's] insurance

so-sorry,
[fake name]
[fake phone number]

[eat shit]"