Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Fred Thompson, you dick-muncher



Since I had an exam today, and therefore haven’t been able to get my weekly fix for my political conversation addiction with Nathan on our WWW nights (best nights ever), I made the executive decision to take some time out of my day to talk shit on the internet about Fred Thompson.

Fred Thompson just joined the growing list of republicans—such as Ass-Fuck-Say-Anything-To-Piss-Off-The-General-Public Limbaugh--who have anti-endorsed President Obama and his policies to the point of wishing failure. Good ol’ Fred being the pansy he is linguistically tiptoed along the success/failure fence, and said earlier on CNN, “I want his policies that I believe take us in the wrong direction to fail.”

Two things to mention about what came out of his labia flap:



1. “I believe” has nothing to with the reality of the situation. If the policies Obama is implementing are “in the wrong direction” and not beneficial for the country, they will fail or succeed accordingly; Thompson’s belief is irrelevant.



2. In saying “I believe” he saves his ass either way. If he wanted to not pussy-foot around things he should have said “these policies will fail” and took some arguable stance instead of jumping on the GOP bandwagon.






This motherfucker even went on to say “If he takes us down the road of tripling our national debt in ten years and making us vulnerable to higher interest rates and higher inflation, and things of that nature, I want all those policies not to succeed.”



In his own defense, he was a Republican candidate in the primaries, which means he was probably prepping by raising money, conducting polls, and such, so he may be unaware of this fuck-all of a mess the last President handed to the American public and bailed the hell out back to Texas…you know the problem that the new administration is trying to fix. He may have even missed the fact that the overspending, liberal, tax crazy stimulus package passed by the Obama administration was less than the “necessary” Bush package.



(In case you’re wondering what “higher interest rates, tripling of the national debt, and things of that nature” look like, it’s something a little like this:)









It's real shitty for these guys to burn our fucking house down with our money and then complain about how the solution is handled. The state of our economy has been a long time coming, and these republican governors and senators who had control of the house and senate for years did nothing but exacerbate the situation with loosening regulations, allow rising health care costs, and act like nothing was wrong, should get off the God damned T.V. and get to the hill and try to help fix their fucking problem they've passed on to the tax payers.

sorry...I'm done.





Tuesday, March 24, 2009

not to be a dick or anything

if there is one thing in this world that pisses me off it's people who wear aerobic outfits to go walking. WALKING. women are fucking NOTORIOUS for this, which is truly a lose/lose situation for me because not only do I want to punch these chicks in the face for being retarded, but there’s also a good chance they’re fairly hot and would like hit on them as I’m actually hitting on them. I see douche bags walking the campus perimeter in this shit all the time.

douche bag a.



when the hell, as Americans(fuck yeah), did we become so accustomed to laziness that we saw fit to deem an activity the majority of the poor world population considers a primary means of transportation so physically strenuous that we have to buy fancy outfits, most likely made in that 3rd world country, to participate...WALKING.

ugh!


< /rant >

Monday, March 16, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009

oh summer where art thou?

i used to dream about saving the world;
now i just dream about the holidays .
i used to write so many songs for my girl;
now all i think about is floating away.
i think i need a big vacation,
a big vacation out of this place.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

sunny daze

today=super productive


i added some nutrient to my blueberry cider for my yeast to indulge themselves with.




then spent about 3 hours making my russian imperial stout




finished(ish) product




then TENNIS (with game-enhancing headband)



if there was one thing i really needed right now, it was this spring break. i wish i could have made it to tally, but things didn't align in my favor this time.


beer time!!

superstitions in travel



i miss this place a lot.




also, i'm in love with the air outside. it's been BEAUTIFUL the last few days. i've never considered myself one with seasonally oscillating emotions, but, lately, i've noticed a new found appreciation for being alive...i'm really in to it.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

oh johnathan..how you make me laugh

no jumper cabled

so this thing


hit my PARKED car today and left a lovely little note...




if you can't read it, it says,
"I ['m a dumb fucking spoiled bitch and] bumped you when I [was talking on my iphone and] was parking [my awesome, payed off, lexis]. There is a slight dent. I don't know [or give a fuck] if I made it or not [since your piece of shit car and hood is a different color than the rest of the body]. Please call me if I did and I will turn it in on my [dad's] insurance

so-sorry,
[fake name]
[fake phone number]

[eat shit]"